One Sunday morning, Rabbi Rabbinovitz goes to visit Samuel Lyons.
"Shalom, Sam. I'll come straight to the point. I've come here because our synagogue needs your help. You've been a member for over 20 years and I realise that you're always quick to pay your membership fees in full. But as you are aware, we are in a financial crisis. I've come here to ask you for a little extra for the new school building fund."
"How much are you looking to get from me - how big is little?" asks Sam.
"I'll be honest. $10,000 would be a tremendous help to us," replies the Rabbi."
Sam responds, "Rabbi, my daughter Rebecca is soon getting married and she has asked me for $25,000 to help her buy that house she saw in Hampstead. And my son David is just starting at Manchester University and he wants $25,000 to see him through the difficult first year there. My wife Sadie wants a hysterectomy and she has asked for $30,000 for the doctors' fees and in-patient facilities. And that's not all. You know from your own experience that to keep my mother in a nursing home, they are asking $35,000. So Rabbi, if I can say 'no' to them, I can say 'no' to you."
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