The rabbi was hospitalized recovering from a heart attack when the president of the congregation visited him. He said: "Rabbi, I have good news and bad news." "First the good news" the rabbi said.
"On behalf of the board of directors I am here to wish you a speedy recovery."
"Thats wonderful" said the rabbi, "and whats the bad news?"
"The vote was 7 to 4."
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