Mandelbaum died and his wife, Sarah, phoned the Jewish Chronicle to place an obituary.
Sarah said to them, "This is what I want you to print:... Bernie is dead."
The JC man said, "But for £25, you are allowed to print six words."
Sarah answered, "Okay, then print:... Bernie is dead. Lexus for sale."
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