Moishe telephoned his wife Sadie. "Sadie, darling, I've got some good news. You know that Lloyd Webber musical you've always wanted to see?"
"Yes."
"Well, I've just bought us two tickets to see it."
"Oh Moishe, that's marvellous. I'll start dressing immediately."
"Sadie, that's just what I wanted to hear you say. The tickets are for tomorrow night's performance."
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