* Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
* Squat over a handheld mirror for an hour and a half.
* See if they could finally do splits.
* See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
* Cross their legs without rearranging.
* Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes . . . BEFORE closing time.
* Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
* Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
* Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.
* Finally find that damned G-spot.
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