HOW TO TELL IF YOUR VIAGRA IS WORKING
* At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats.
* The paleness of your face (because of the lack of blood)--It's all you-know-where.
* You begin to look at the dog with interest.
* You fall naked and face down on the beach and the point comes out in New Zealand.
* When you come into a sauna, everyone stands up and applauds.
* You begin to thing that your mother-in-law is pretty.
* They begin to call you "the tripod."
* You go out to sunbathe nude and (if you're standing) the birds perch on it to rest, or (if you're lying down) you look like a sundial.
* When you go camping all you bring is the canvas, but you leave the tent poles behind.
* Everyone lets you get in line in front of him or her in the bank, the supermarket, etc.
* Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar, compared with you.
* You always lose limbo contests.
* Lewinsky wants you to be president someday.
* You can make drawings in the sand at the beach without having to look for a stick.
* You had them take down the ceiling fan in the bedroom because you like to sleep on your back.
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