Help for men - words & phrases used by women
"Fine": This is the word she uses to end an argument when she is right and you need to shut up.
"5 minutes": If she's getting dressed, this means 30 minutes. It only means 5 minutes if you have been given just 5 more minutes to stay on the computer before helping her with the housework.
"Nothing": This is the calm before the storm. It means "something". So be on your guard because arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
"Go ahead": This is a dare, not a permission to do it. SO DONT DO IT.
"Loud sigh": Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are stupid and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing".
"Thats OK": One of the most dangerous statements that she can make to a man. It means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
"Thanks": This is the least used word in her vocabulary. If she's thanking you, don't question it. Just say "youre welcome" and back out of the room slowly.
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