It's the Maccabi Games in Tel Aviv and just before their race, an American sprinter asks an Israeli opponent, "So what's your best time for the 100 meters?"
"Just over 8 seconds," replies the Israeli.
"But the world record is around 9 seconds," says the astonished American.
"Yes," says the Israeli, "but I know a short cut."
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