* The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
* Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
* A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
* A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
* Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
* A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
Fayetteville
* It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
* Little Rock
* Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
* Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
* It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
* No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
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