Sadie is sitting on a bus in Golders Green when it stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down in front of her and begin to chat. At first, Sadie ignores them but suddenly she hears things she would rather not hear in public. One Italian says to the other,
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"I think you two are disgusting," shouts Sadie. "I think youre both sex maniacs and Ive a good mind to call the police. Over here in England, we dont speak aloud in public places about our sex lives... ... "
"Hey, coola down lady," says one of the men, "who talkin abouta sexa? Im a justa tellin my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
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