Rivkah drives a big Lexus to her local Lexus dealer and tells him she wants to sell it. "How much do you want for it?" he asks her.
"I'll be happy to accept $100," she replies.
The dealer is very suspicious. Well he would be - the car is almost new and is worth at least $40,000. "I'm not sure I want to take it," he says to Rivkah.
"Don't get worried," says Rivkah, "let me explain. There's nothing wrong with the car, as well you know, as you sold it to us only recently. But mine Bernie died two weeks ago and he was having an affair with his shiksa secretary. I've just attended the reading of his Will and in it he says his secretary should have the proceeds from selling his car. So here I am."
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