... Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
... You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
... In college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
... The sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.
... At an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
... You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
... You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
... You see a good design and still have to change it.
... You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
... You still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
... You window shop at Radio Shack.
... Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
... Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
... You've tried to repair a $5 radio.
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