Issy went to see his personnel manager. "Could I please have this Friday off so that I can have a long weekend?"
"Why?"
"Because my wife is expecting a baby," Issy replied.
"But of course you can, Issy," came the reply. "Why didn't you say so in the first place? When is the event due?"
"About nine months after I get home."
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