A guy walks into a bar with his horse and offers $100 to anybody who can make the horse laugh. One guy whispers something in the horse's ear and the horse starts to laugh.
The following week, the guy is back in the bar with his horse again and offers $200 to anyone who can make the horse cry. The guy who won the last week takes the horse off to the bathroom. When they come back, the horse is crying his eyes out.
Amazed, the owner asks the man how he did it.
The man says, "Last week, I told the horse that I had a bigger pecker than him. This week, I showed it to him."
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