... it takes you 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom of your bookmark file.
... your eyeglasses have an image of your computer screen burned into them.
... you find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search for.
... all your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the Internet: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3.
... even your night dreams are written in HTML.
... you find yourself typing "com" after every period in your letters.com
... you turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.com
... you refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
... you turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
... all of your friends have an @ in their names.
... your dog has its own home page.
... you check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
... your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box and signature is required.
... you code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
... you wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
... your wife makes a new rule: the computer can't come to bed.
... you forget what year it is.
... you start to tilt your head sideways when smiling. :-)
... you begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours a month "unlimited."
... your wife says communication is important in a marriage so you buy another computer so the two of you can chat.
... as your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button [and when that doesn't work, look for the reset key].
... you find that you uncontrollably reach for the space key between words while speaking.
... when using your phone book or long printed documents, you wish you could apply a search parameter.
... you decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
... you laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
... you start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
... you find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
... you can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer.
... when your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really depressed.
... you don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.
... you move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you landscape.
... your family always knows where you are.
... in real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say, "LOL,LOL".
... after reading this list, you immediately copy and forward it to a friend!
... your computer crashes or something goes wrong with it, you take it to the shop and find out you have to leave it there for up to a week and you start crying.
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