Three 12 year olds, Benjy, Sidney and Oliver, are sitting on the balcony of Benjy's 6th floor flat discussing the jobs they'd like to do when they grow up.
"I want to be an actuary," Sidney says.
"Why do you want to be that?" the other two ask.
"Well," replies Sidney, "do you see that silver car down there? Well that's a Lexus IS250 and all actuaries drive Lexus cars."
"Well," says Oliver, "I want to be a footballer."
"Why do you want to be that?" the other two ask.
Oliver points to the car next to the Lexus and says, "that car's a Bentley and all good footballers drive Bentley cars."
Benjy says, "When I grow up I want to be a koorveh."
"Why do you want to be that?" the other two ask.
"Because my dad says my older sister is a koorveh and that Lexus and that Bentley are both hers."
(koorveh: a trollop, a prostitute, a woman who trades on her sexuality for money, gifts or position)
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