Once upon a time, there were 3 Italian pigs. Giancarlo,
the owner of a straw house, Antonio, the owner of a stick
house, and Guido, the owner of a brick house.
One day this nasty old wolf came up to Giancarlo's house
and said, "I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house
down." And he did!
So Giancarlo went running over to Antonio's house and said
"Let me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!"
So Antonio let Giancarlo in.
Then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff
and blow your house down!" And he did! Antonio and Giancarlo
went running over to Guido's house and said "Let us in! The
wolf just blew down our houses and we're scared!" So Guido
let them in.
The wolf caught up with them and said "I'm gonna huff, and
puff and blow your house down." While he was huffing and
puffing, Giancarlo and Antonio were scared! But Guido picked
up the phone and called a friend.
All of a sudden this big, black stretch limo drove up. Out
came two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedoras.
These huge pigs came over to the wolf and grabbed him by the
neck and beat the living shit out of him. Then, one of them
pulled out a gun and fired into the wolf's mouth. They left
the wolf for dead, got back into their limo, and drove off.
Joncarlo and Antonio were amazed! They asked Guido, "Who the hell were those guys?
And Guido responded, "Oh, those are my cousins... the Guinea Pigs."
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