One morning, Shlomo and Sadie decide to go out for breakfast. The waitress at 'The Walnut Tree' tells them that the special that morning is two eggs, tomatoes, mushrooms, hash browns and toast for $3.99.
"That sounds good," says Sadie, "but I dont want any eggs."
"OK," says the waitress, but I will then have to charge you $4.50."
"Why," asks Shlomo, "it doesn't make sense."
"Because you will then in effect be ordering a la carte," the waitress replies.
"Do you mean Ill have to pay for not taking the eggs?" Sadie asks.
"Yes," replies the waitress.
"OK then, Ill take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," Sadie replies.
At the end of the meal, Sadie takes the two eggs home.
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