Pronounced, ah SHTU-ken nisht in HEARTS.
It means "a stab in the heart" and it hurts like hell. It is anything that is a painful experience, a shocking, miserable memory. It happens every time a Jew passes a building that he could have bought twelve years ago for $1 million and learns that its now worth $60 million. He just took a $59 million loss. Thats a shtuken nisht in harts.
Other examples:
A guy just got a divorce, and goes to the bank to take out some money and finds his wife has been there first.
Or you took a girl to Atlantic City and when you open the door of your hotel room you find somebody else in bed with her.
Or you send your son to college to become a doctor and he comes home and tells you he wants to be a hairdresser.
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