A Priest and a Rabbi were talking one day.
And the conversation eventually turned as it always did, to the Rabbi's Piety.
The Priest kept on urging him,"Come on Rabbi, this is the 21st century. Why don't you lighten up? When are you going to break down and have a ham sandwich?"
The Rabbi looked at him at length and replied,"At your wedding, Father. At your wedding!"
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