Avrahom is a 50 year-old single guy who owns a successful gift shop in Edgware. He is very rich. One day, he somehow gets confused about how to pay an invoice he's just received, so he asks Sylvia, his secretary, to come into his office.
Avrahom sits her down next to him and says, "Sylvia, if I were to give you $22,000, minus 17.5%, how much would you take off?"
Sylvia pauses, looks him up and down and replies, "Everything but my jewellery."
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