Benjamin was talking to his friend Isaac. "Do you know, Isaac, that I married my Hetty for her looks, but not the ones she's been giving me lately! Ever since we got married, she has tried to change me. She got me to exercise daily, improve my diet, and to stop smoking. She taught me how to dress well and enjoy the fine arts. She introduced me to gourmet cooking, classical music and she taught me how to invest in the stock market. But between you and me, Isaac, I am now thinking of divorcing her. I'm already such a better person that she just isn't good enough for me any more.
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