Daniel proposes to his girlfriend Rachel. "Will you marry me darling?"
With tears in her eyes, she replies, "Oh yes, yes, Daniel. Of course I will. And I want you to know that when we get married, I'll be there to share all your worries and troubles and help lighten your burden."
"I'm so glad you want to be my wife," says Daniel smiling, "but as for your offer to share all my worries and troubles, you won't have to because I just dont have any."
"Well," says Rachel, "thats because we arent married yet."
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