Ninety year old Jakie enters the crowded doctor's waiting room office. The receptionist asks, "What's your problem?" Jakie replies loudly. "There's something wrong with my putz!" The irritated receptionist says, "You shouldn't come into a crowded room full of people and say something like that!"
"Why not?" Jakie answers. You asked me what was wrong and I told you."
The receptionist replies, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said that there was something wrong with your ear or something and then have discussed the problem with the doctor in private."
"Fine," says Jackie who then leaves and then reenters the room. The receptionist looks up and says "Can I help you?" Jackie replies, "I have a problem with my ear." The receptionist nods approvingly and asks, "And what's the problem with your ear sir?"
Jakie replies, "I can't pish out of it!"
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