Rifka is 80 years old. She is sitting at home one evening when the phone rings.
"Hello," says Rifka.
"Hello," says a man's voice at the other end. "I bet you'd really love it if I came round to your house, took off your blouse, ripped off your bra and panties, then threw you to the floor and made mad, passionate love to you."
Rifka replies, "From one 'hello' you can tell all this?"
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