Moshe is on a trip to London. As the El Al Jumbo airliner pushes back from the gate, the flight attendant gives the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she announces, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Levy, and her crew take you safely to your destination."
When the flight attendant arrives with the drinks trolley, Moshe asks her, "Did I understand you correctly? Is this big plane really being flown by a woman?"
"Yes sir" replies the attendant, "in fact the plane's entire crew is female."
"Oy veh," says Moshe, "Id better have two gin and tonics. I dont know what to think of being on a plane with only women controlling it. Do you think you can arrange for me to go up to the cockpit to see for myself?"
"Yes of course sir," says the attendant, "but thats another thing you might like to know - we no longer call it the cockpit."
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