A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to be paid, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop. A stockbroker came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the investing system." The next morning the barber found a dozen stock brokers waiting for a free haircut.
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