Harry wakes up one morning to find a gorilla up in the tree in his front yard. Not knowing quite what to do, he looks in the yellow pages under "Gorilla Removal Service" and sure enough finds a listing- Fred's Ape Removal.
So he calls up Fred and about an hour later Fred shows up with all the tools of his trade, a pick- up truck, a pair of handcuffs, a ferociously- trained pit bull and a shotgun.
Fred then proceeds to explain the removal procedure to Harry because he will need help: "Now, I'm going to climb up in this tree and shake the tree until the gorilla falls out of the tree. The very instant the gorilla hits the ground, this pit bull is trained to rush up and bite his balls off. This will temporarily immobilize the gorilla allowing you to safely walk up and place the handcuffs on him. I'll then get him into the truck while he's still in a daze".
Fred then begins to climb the tree and Harry asks, "Hey what's the shotgun for?"
"Oh, yes," says Fred, "occasionally when I shake the tree, the gorilla shakes back, and if I fall, shoot the damn dog!"
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