Jeremy and Lisa are arguing again. "You know, darling, you must be the most extravagant spender of all time."
"How on earth can you say that about me? It's not true."
"But it is, Lisa. If only you would look at all the items on our bank statements."
"Statements, schmatements," says Lisa, "it's just not true."
This goes on for some time... "Yes it is."... "No it's not."
Then suddenly, Lisa says, "OK, alright already. So what if I enjoy spending money? But I bet you can't name any other extravagance of mine."
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