An Israeli man goes to his doctor for a problem he is having. After the doctor examines him, the doctor says:
"There are two different opinions on how best to treat you. I'm convinced you need a triple bypass heart operation. However, Kupat Holim policy says that all you need to do is rub this tube of salve, which costs 14 shekels, on your chest."
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