Tony and Sophia grew up in an Italian neighborhood in
New York City. They were playmates as children and
sweet-hearts in high school. After graduation Tony and
Sophia planned to be married. Since Tony was working in
the family business, they planned to live in Tony's family's
apartment, sleeping in Tony's bedroom. After the wedding and
all the celebration every one went to bed. Tony and Sophia's
bedroom was next to Mama and Papa's bedroom. Pretty soon Tony
and Sophia's head board was beating against the wall. Papa
said, "Mama, you hear that?" Mama said, "Yes." Papa said,
"You want to?" Mama said, "Yes." So they did it too. Papa
rolled over and was just about asleep when the head board
started banging the wall again. Mama said, "You hear that?"
Papa said, "Yes." Mama said, "You want to?" Papa said, "Yes."
They did it again. This was a hell of a work out for Papa.
He was laying there exhausted and could barely catch his
breath when the head board started banging the wall again.
Papa started beating on the wall and hollered, "Hey Tony,
whatcha tryin'a do, killa your Mama?"
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