This lady decides to take her young and impish son to the local swimming pool. They are having a good time until one of the lifeguards walks up to the mother and asks her to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool! I don't see why you are making sure a big deal of it!" - "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board?!"
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