Moshe and Solly are in Brent Cross shopping centre having a man-to-man chat. Moshe says, "I'm so embarrassed to have to tell you Solly but, oy veh, am I having trouble keeping up an erection."
"You're in luck Moshe," says Solly, "you're talking to the right man on this one. I have just the solution for you - eat a lot of rye bread. It worked for me."
After they leave, Moshe thinks about what Solly has said and although he doesn't really believe it, he decides it wouldn't hurt to try it out. So he goes to the Edgware Grodzinskis bakery and says to the lady behind the counter, "I'll take a large loaf of your rye bread, please."
"Do you want it sliced?" she asks.
"Whats the difference?" replies Moshe.
"Well," she says, "when it's sliced, it gets hard quicker."
Moshe cries out aloud, "How come everybody knows about this but me?"
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