- You spend a lot of your time trying to apprehend Big Macs.
- You have two holsters: One for your gun, one for Italian Sausage.
- The last time you saw your feet, "Kojak" was on in prime time.
- Instead of yelling "Freeze!" you yell "Fritos!"
- Even a patrol car's big block engine can't propel you more than 30 mph.
- You sometimes work undercover as a sofa.
- You take the phrase, "Take a bite out of crime" too literally.
- Several times a year, rescue workers have to use jaws of life to get you out of your squad car.
- Your ass is known as the fourth precinct.
- You're frequently used as a roadblock.
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