Emanuel was looking for a new job that would best make use of his skills. So one day he tries his hand selling second-hand cars at YINGATSH MOTORS. Although he has no experience in this field, he is confident that he can succeed. On his first day, he tries to sell cars using the traditional approach by using phrases such as, "This car has only been driven by little old Kitty Cohen to go to Brent Cross shopping centre once a week," and "This car is almost brand new, just like my mum's Rosh Hashanah hat."
Emanuel uses this approach on every perspective buyer but none believes him and he doesn't sell a car all day. So next day he changes his sales pitch and sells three cars.
The manager of YINGATSH is so pleased with Emanuel that he calls him into his office and says, "Well done Manny, what did you do to make these sales?"
"Well," replies Emanuel, smiling, "the customers didnt believe my little old lady story so I told them the car was previously owned by Rebecca Love-Gold, a nymphomaniac who only used the back seat."
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