Religious Quickies
* A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending - and they should be as close together as possible.
* Definition of Atheism: a non-prophet organization.
* Photons have mass? I didnt even know they were Catholic.
* Im convinced that God put me here to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, Im so far behind, I don't think Ill ever die.
* Adam said to Eve, "Ill wear the plants in this family."
* Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?
* On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said, "Lets see the evolutionists try and figure this one out."
* And on the seventh day, God said, "Let there be Danish."
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