Here are three 'Freudian Slips' supposedly made by rabbis: -
1. A rabbi wished someone in his congregation who was going in for a biopsy, "I hope you have a successful autopsy."
2. Another rabbi told his congregation, "I'm still a bit numb because yesterday, I was seduced (sedated) by my dentist."
3. Yet another rabbi was very upset to hear that someone in his congregation had been seen drinking "Pork Wine."
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