* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
* Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
* Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
* Close your eyes and press escape three times.
* Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
* This will end your Windows session. Play again?
* Windows: 'Mistake! Shall I format your brain?'
* God: "Rebooting the universe, please log out"
* Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
* BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
* COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
* CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
* File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
* Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
* Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
* Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
* WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
* User Error: Replace user.
* Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
* Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
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