As Abe was crossing Golders Green High Street, he was hit by a car. Fortunately, it was a glancing blow and the car wasnt moving very fast.
Suddenly, a young priest ran to him and began to administer last rites, just in case.
"Thank you," Abe said, as he got his breath back, "but Im not Catholic, you know."
"What?" said the priest. "But I saw with my own eyes that you made the sign of the cross as you fell."
"No," Abe explained, "I was just checking."
"Checking? Checking what?" said the priest.
"Everything important," replied Abe, "spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch."
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