Cohen went into the showroom of his factory one Sunday and found the model taking all the money out of the safe.
"I'm going to send for the police."
"Please Mr Cohen don't send for the police."
"You were going to rob me, I must send for the police."
"Mr Cohen please, I'll do anything but don't send for the police."
"Anything?"
"Yes anything."
Go down to the basement where there's that bed, take your clothes off, I'll be down after I've locked the safe."
He tried for three quarters of an hour to finish making love to her but he was an old man and he failed. Wearily he climbed off her.
"It's no good. I'll have to send for the police."
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