Joel and Sarah are soon getting married but are so 'innocent' that neither knows what to do on their wedding night. So they agree to see the wise Rabbi Levy for advice. After they explain their predicament, Rabbi Levy takes them up to his bedroom and says, "It's easier to show you what to do than to explain. Sarah, could you please get undressed and lie down on my bed. I'll then show you what to do."
Sarah does what she's told and Rabbi Levy then begins to show them, personally and in great detail, all the steps involved in making love on their first night. When he finishes, he gets off the bed and says to Joel, "Now take Sarah home and practice what I have just shown you."
But Sarah interrupts. With her face all flushed, she says, "Wait a minute Rabbi, please show Joel again what to do... . he's a little forgetful."
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