Rebecca walks into an up-market car showroom. As she is browsing around, she spots a special looking car and walks over to inspect it. Rebecca opens the driver's door and bends down to feel the fine leather upholstery. Suddenly, a loud fart escapes her.
Rebecca is very embarrassed and looks nervously around, hoping that no one had noticed her little 'indiscretion'. But as luck would have it, when she turns back to the car, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good afternoon, madam, can I be of service?"
Very uncomfortably, Rebecca asks, "Yes. What is the price of this lovely car?"
"If you farted just touching it, madam," he replies, "you will sh*t yourself when you hear the price."
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