* The book would be called Windows to the Goddess.
* Iconology would be a major chapter.
* A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months, without which your magik would no longer work.
* Your broom would crash at least once a week.
* Cauldrons would be called recycle bins.
* A Book of Shadows would be called a Folder of Magik.
* A free high-speed connection spell would come with every book.
* Every now and then your circle would collapse and you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working again.
* If you used the more powerful NT Magik, all circles within a 5 mile radius would go down.
* At least once a month you would have to re-install your spells into your Folder of Magik.
* You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle.
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