Somebody who can invent a stove that connects to your computer. It must have flags that pop up and say things like:
* Add More Water To Your Pan - Your Pan Is Ready To Boil Over. Do you want this? Click on Yes or No
* Your Pork Chops Are Burning. Do you want this? Click on Yes or No
* Do You Intend To Turn The Burner On Or Just Let Water Sit On It? Click on Yes or No
* It Is Now Time To Add The (seasoning, mix, etc) To The (Whatever you're cooking) - Do you want this? Click on Yes or No
* Please Stir The Pudding - Do you want this? Click on Yes or No
* Caution! Caution! Your Kitchen Curtains Are On Fire! Do You Want This? Please Click On Yes Or No, etc.
My computer and my stove don't seem to interact for some reason. I think to myself, "Surely the Rice-A-Roni won't burn until I finish just this one email" and guess what. By the time I finish emailing and get out to the stove, it's already turned brown and is sticking to the non-stick skillet.
If you're an inventor, please help me!
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