Benny from Haifa passed away and was sent 'below'. He was amazed, however, to discover lush vegetation, running streams, waterfalls and beautiful lakes everywhere. Everyone seemed happy.
"You look surprised," said a resident.
"Yes, I am," replied Benny, "I expected hell to be very dry and exceedingly hot. Like a desert. But all I can see are trees full of all kinds of fruit, beautiful flowers, lots of vegetables, lush grass and water everywhere. This is not hell"
"Well," said the resident, "it used to be like you thought, but then the Israelis started to arrive and they irrigated the hell out of the place!"
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