Having picked George up in a gay bar, Sandy was driving home when, entranced by his companion, he failed to see the red light. Plowing into a van, he nearly marked his laundry when the driver got out, a big brute of a man.
"You idiot!" he screamed. "You drive like my grandmother, and you can kiss my a$$!"
Sighing with relief, the gay driver said to his companion, "Thank God! He wants to settle out of court."
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