Are you having a hard time finding the right gift for the computer addict whose PC has everything? Not another Dilbert necktie, or King's Quest XLVIII. Try one of these.
CD - ROM rewinder. (For blondes only.)
Virtual reality beer.
NoseBlaster smell card - - the latest in multi - media technology. The deluxe version comes with direct - feed nostril tubes for the ultimate in virtual olfactory experience.
True - Type font modeled on their handwriting. The last word in non - reversible encryption. (May not be exported from the country.)
72 - inch monitor.
20 - foot mouse extension cord - a must for the 72 - inch monitor.
Michael Jackson - to - Michael Jackson Morph screen saver - - endless variations.
Bedpan - - Why leave your computer just for that? (Not for use with NoseBlaster.)
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