85-year old Esther bursts into the TV room in Becky's Nursing Home in Hendon, holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess whats in my hand can have sex with me tonight."
Maurice, an elderly resident sitting at the back of the room, shouts out, "Is it an elephant?"
Esther thinks for a few seconds and then says, "Close enough."
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