$1.99 vs $2.49
Mister and Mrs, Cohen went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Seniors' Special" was
two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good," Mrs. Cohen
said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you $2.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the
waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" the wife asked
incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," Mrs. Cohen replied.
She took the two eggs home.
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