It's a very hot August afternoon and Sarah is taking her daily walk. As she nears her local shul, she notices that the shrubbery outside the entrance is on fire. She bangs on the gabbais door and when he opens it, she tells him that he should call the fire brigade before the fire causes any damage.
The gabbai dials 999, identifies himself, gives his location and explains the situation.
"Do you mean to tell me," says the emergency operator, "that theres a burning bush on the synagogue lawn and you want us to put it out?"
Gabbai: Synagogue warden
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